I saw the new Harry Potter movie today. I mostly liked it.

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P.S. What house do you think I should be in?
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I just started reading "Selfish and Perverse" and I love it already! It is hysterically funny. I just had to post this bit cause it is hilarious:

"I was ridiculously romantic about books, and seeing that Dylan owned a relatively obscure memoir that I revered immediately suggested that we were soulmates. It was confusing because I also believed that Roy was my soulmate since he shared my love of the harpoon point story. My soul appeared to be a bit of a slut, hooking up with a frequency that would make a call girl blush."

Hallmark has their new Christmas ornaments up on the site and look what they have: A replica of Ecto 1! OMG it's the car from Ghostbusters and it's plays the theme song!

Gah why do people feel the need to put romance into every freaking story they write? I'm trying to find me some good mystery books and I keep having to suffer through their stupid hetero love stories. Blech. This is why I have trouble finding fictional stories I want to read.

My tooth hurts which is no surprise as I have nothing but rotting decaying teeth in my mouth. What is weird is that the side of my face it's on is all puffy and my upper gums feel kind of numb like when the dentist gives you a shot to numb it but there was no shot so why the hell is it numb? I'm kind of freaking out over what this could be. I can't go to a doctor though cause I can't afford it. I swear I fly into a rage everytime I see one of those commercials attacking the idea of a government health plan for everyone. I have to turn the channel cause I just end up wanting to scream at the TV "I have no fucking medical coverage so I would loooooooove to have some government run health care just so I could see a doctor, any doctor!"

In the newspaper they said that there are people interested in buying the empty K-Mart and Goodys buildings in town. I really hope one of them is a bookstore. I'd kill for a Barnes & Noble or a Borders.

Looks like I'm moving back in with my mom. I have mixed feelings about this but I am thrilled that I'll be living with her cat Johnny again. Of course I'm sure my cats will have the opposite reaction.

I'm leaving my stupid bank and opening a Kasasa account. I'm getting a giving account which means the interest I earn will automatically go to the charity of my choice. I chose the American Humane Society. It won't be much cause I don't have a lot of money to draw interest but it's something.

Turns out my dad was only sentenced to 3 days in jail. How disappointing.

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I have made some vague mentions of rotten luck lately and I've finally decided to just explain what happened. Back in June I sold all of my Alias, Buffy, and Supernatural DVDs. I used a lot of the money to go on a little book buying shopping spree. I ordered books from various websites. One of my purchases was to join the Double Day book club. Now for some reason beyond my comprehension they charged me twice. This caused my bank account to become overdrawn. *headdesk* So after finding out, I called Double Day and said just cancel the whole damn thing and refund my money. Which they did but by that point my bank had already charged me two NSF fees for stuff I bought after Double Day had charged me cause I thought the money was still in there. Then the bank decided to put through the charges for the books I had ordered before and charged me four more NSF fees! Have I mentioned that each NSF fee costs $35? So that means the bank charged me a grand total of $210 which is just slightly less than I made selling all my DVDs. *double headdesk* When I complained to the bank about the fees they said it wasn't a bank error so they wouldn't refund them even though it wasn't my fault the account was overdrawn. So I sold my XBOX 360 to help cover the costs but I only got $100 cause Game Stop is stingy. To top it off today I got the package of Alias DVDs I had shipped in the mail. Apparently I left one number off the address so now I have to re-ship the damn dvds. *one more time with the headdesk*

My dad was arrested last month for driving erratically and resisting arrest and today he was sentenced to 30 days in jail. When I heard the news I laughed my ass off. I tell you anytime I'm feeling down for the next 30 days I'm just gonna picture him sitting in his jail cell and it will bring a smile to my face.

LJ Writers Block Question: What news source do you use most often?

Why the Daily Show and the Colbert Report of course! Sorry Jon, I know you don't want to be anybody's main source for news but I find all other news sources boring and irritating.

Dear Universe: Please stop fucking with me already.

Next month is my birthday, August 10th to be exact, and domina_malfoy asked me what I want for my birthday. I came up with a list of the top 5 things I want.

Crazy Cat Lady Mug

Questionable Morals T-Shirt (I wear a medium)

MST3K Volume XIV

MST3K Volume XV

MST3K 20th Anniversersary Edition

If any of you guys want to buy me something just e-mail me for my address. ;)

P.S. I'm always glad to receive birthday cards too.

I'd really like to find the person who is setting off fucking firecrackers this morning and shove them up their ass!

I am trying to drown out the sound of jackasses setting off fireworks (it's not even fucking dark yet) by listening to Green Day's "American Idiot" C.D. Seems fitting huh?

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The Rules:
* Grab the book nearest you.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth full sentence.
* Post that sentence along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

"If it was slowly eroding his soul to have to fill the drawbridge-shaped ketchup dispensers or wipe down the trompe l'oeil house depicting ancient masonry, he ignored it best as he was able."

That's from "Death Rat: A Novel" by Mike Nelson. My subject line is from that book too.

1. Reply to this post requesting a letter, and I will assign you one.
2. List (and upload, if you want) 5 songs that start with that particular letter.
3. Post them in your journal with these instructions.

kitsunesan gave me an S:

1. "Starts With Goodbye" - Carrie Underwood

2. "Silver Springs" - Fleetwood Mac

3. "Sometimes Love Just Aint Enough" - Patty Smyth and Don Henley

4. "Sober" - Kelly Clarkson

5. "Stupid Girls" - Pink

Happy Canada Day eh!